[Insert classic porn wah-wah guitar or equivalent]
When a guy’s finished tanking for the day, he likes to dress up fine and kick back with some company. Ohhhhh yeah. Hey, who let that photographer in here? You get one shot fella, then you’d best be leaving. You see my security? He’s no fan of you eyeballing the lady…
(with thanks to Alq, Rem, Mirren and the lovely merchant)
Hey, watch where you put that tail, will you?!
*blush*